Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Raising Money For Charity With My Uterus

It is that time of year again where I near the due date of my next adorable little tax deduction and announce a baby naming auction!  Just like last year, Ken and I will auction the middle name of our next expectant child.

Last year, Reason H&R regular "nicole" won the auction and gave our sweet little Baby Reason™ the middle name "Sophia".

Reason Sophia Spicer

This year, we are expecting another little girl.  She has a due date of December 4th (only two days after Baby Reason™).  We have decided to name her Liberty _____  Spicer, it is up to you to give her a middle name.

All bids can be made either through the comment section of this blog post and subsequent blog posts to come about this auction or in the form of emails to Ken and I.

Just like last year, the name can be whatever you choose unless it is obscene.  All proceeds go to a libertarian charity/cause of the winner's choosing.  The winner is responsible for donating the money and submitting proof of said donation.

So please participate and give the gift of a middle name to a little bundle of libertarian adorableness!

Reason Sophia Spicer

11 comments:

  1. "Belle" would be perfect. It would almost make up for naming your kid "Liberty," which will get corrupted into "Libby."

    "Valance" would be my second choice.

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    1. Belle is gonna just get mis-pronunced as one of the million Bellas out there now.

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    2. That's probably true. When people visit Philadelphia for the first time, the first thing they want to do is go and see the Liberty Bella.

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  2. Does buying Hayek books for the local library count as donations to a charitable libertarian cause?

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  3. I'm getting with Epi since we were robbed last time (never told that there was a higher bid). One of your children WILL have an obscure 80s pop culture reference for a name. I will not be defeated again.

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  4. Cute kid. It's too young to realize that it's a pawn in a political game. All that hate will come later. Think Tate-Labianca murders. Tick...tick...tick...

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  5. Kizone Kaprow has a new video up! Sloopy's in it! And Epi and Tarran and somebody named "anon"!

    "Libertarian Stalkers!"

    http://youtu.be/H2Bz2INnyR0

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  6. "THE LIBERTARIAN MOMENT"
    http://youtu.be/58zn8v4lc4w

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  7. "LIBERTARIAN MARRIAGE PROPOSAL"
    Was it like this for Sloop and The Banjo?
    http://youtu.be/LqtZnrcqqVs

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  8. The latest video from Kizone Kaprow: "Libertarian Jokes!"

    C'mon, go there. You know you have to!
    http://youtu.be/yPEm2YaTi0g

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